Get your mind out of the gutter right now! Not that kind of foreplay- this kind of foreplay:
I have found an unusual domestic use for those dry-erase markers: you know the ones that can be used on special white boards and are supposed to be erasable? These things work great on glass and mirror!
Generally I am not too good at leaving love notes for my postmistress, but this idea was a HIT! I wrote notes on the walls of our bathroom. Before leaving for work I plastered the bathroom mirrors in multicolored love notes: Words, drawings, symbols, you name it. I wore out some erasable markers for the sake of love.
Fortunately, I get up hours before she does, so I had ample time to do the deed. This was no small task, as we have about exactly approximately nearly 17 sqezillion square feet of mirror in just one bathroom. Really, this is a simple task that only requires you to write down your thoughts before you stand in front of the mirror at 0:darkthirty. (Nothing like getting writers block as you stare bleary eyed at yourself in reverse). Another reason to prepare some notes is so that there is no unintended white space. Running out of words early won’t earn any extra points later.
Of course, keep a little practicality in mind and leave a bit of clear space for her to actually see to get ready. Maybe draw a fancy picture frame for her to look into. Also, if you have kids who can read and you cannot lock the door, I would suggest you keep your comments <PG-13. Putting her in the position of having to explain a kitty type comment to your little “inquiring minds” is a definite mood killer.
A few general suggestions about what to write:
- Compliment her character. Integrity, peacefulness, honesty, friendliness…
- Mention a favorite physical feature or two.
- Give thanks for her. What she means to you, her acts of service, her selflessness.
- Mention what a good friend she is to you and others.
- Tell her you hope our kids are just like her.
- Say what you see when you look at her.
- Tell her how long you want to stay married to her.
- Remind her of your favorite vacation of something you are planning to do together in the near future.
- DO NOT ask for sex. Let that be her idea. Hopefully.
Sound simple? It is: all you have to do is prepare ahead of time. And maybe remember to take a picture of your handiwork.
WARNING: Your mileage may vary. Could lead to that foreplay. Not available in all states. Consult your physician before embarking on any such program. Results not typical. Have fun!
Stumble It!